Rolling

So I cruise through the double doors from the rental car center and out to pick up a car, any car. I'm pulling out of the south exit and getting on the freeway, all systems go, I'm in the zone. Traffic is heavy but the usual speed demons are passing to the left and the right. Metallica is playing on the radio, gotta love it... Anyways I'm looking for this state highway that's supposed to take me north towards my destination. Well, it doesn't exist I tell you, after driving all the way downtown and out the other side I decide to do what no man hath ever done before, no not stop for directions but stop to read the rental car map. After a moment of studying in what appeared to be homelessville I got back on the road and found an exit that headed north.