Fathers don't take refuge on the throne.

So, lets just say you wake your teen for school, but they don't want to go. Teens, have the inate ability to follow you through your house and stand outside the bathroom door. While you attempt to do your business they will come up with thousands of reasons not to go, on the fly, if they could only do that when asked to write a thesis statement... and yes, all the while you will be barraged by words, when all you long for is the simple silence and refuge the bathroom often provides with perhaps an occasional drip of water...Stay chuicy my friends...