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When I was little I used to like to play with keys, there always used to be plenty of them lying around and I would make those cardboard card out of boxes and drive like hell down the hall. One day I guess there must have not been any cardboard around and I had just found the mother of all keyrings. I searched high and low for something to drive, then there it was an ignition switch a couple feet up from the floor in the wall. I can vaguely remember putting the key into the ignition then ZAM, POW, ZWACK and I awoke tingling all over. I'm told that I was sitting there frying like McDonalds french fries in beef flavored oil while my mother scrambled to find a board to knock me off the receptacle. Ah... engrams...